From the JayNesis

The JayNesis ... my Freshman mixtape that is yet to be completed. It's been derailed by about 7months now. I have been too lazy / tied up to get to the studio. Have written at least 12 songs and not 1 has been recorded. N e waiz I was thinking about the JayNesis and my need to rewrite most of them songs (some topics are time-sensitive and are past season) and thought I'd blog about it.

So ... I'm just gonna post a couple of lines / punchlines I came up with a while back ... in ones and twos. Enjoy: PS: Feel free to leave comments BELOW!!!

- I told her to mimic my ride then I dropped the top

- She must be hella brainy the way she face books

- Treat that attitude like your virginity and lose it already

- They fear me like d virus cuz I'm a baller (ebola)

- I always keep it hard; viagra

- Got that oceanic flow, smth to bank on

- I get mad cheese no photography

- They calling me a beast for the caskets that I've closed

but they should call me priest for the masses I control

- I drop bars like I quit law school

And I know a lot of them punchlines were Over your head like a halo ... I'd like to keep the rest till I release my songs (dental advisory ... don't BITE).

So til lthey JayNesis drops ... #anticipate

E go be le

One of my most sarcasm-based sayings ... e go be le. Just my annoying pidgin way of saying 'later' (e go be later for you). There is one key difference though; when people say later, they mean it. When I say 'e go be le', I'm generally not even thinking about helping you out (sometimes I don't even know this). It's my procrastination speaking to the world. One of my few tells in this world.

Why do I bring this up now?

Interestingly, I was/am in a class (technical report writing) and I need to learn a citation style other than MLA. I say to myself 'better go research this topic ASAP' and myself replies ... you guessed it ... 'e go be le'. What does this mean? Have I already decided that I wanna fail this course?

PS: To all the people that I say 'e go be le' to a lot ... I'm sorry I'm sorry (in Jesus Pascal's voice). I can't help the way I feel about work. It may be a demon.

#JayAuggOut

New Girls

This is a delayed post. Was too busy downloading all the new episodes of the series I watch to post this earlier.

The 1st 2 paragraphs are from last week ... the rest is from today

PARAGRAPHS 1 & 2:

1. Spring 2011. AUN no try for this freshmen o! There are only 60-smth of them. Boys are always more than girls so that creates an idea of how many of them are female (legally). Using logic (and our Dijkstra's algorithm for identifying fine girls) you can predict how many of them are remarkable facially/physically (fill in the blank). I know I know, eventually their personalities will replace their physical appearances for consideration. But in the meantime (before I get to know em personally) ... AUN no try o!

2. Don't be there judging me about my depth, judging people by how they look because YOU do it too ... you just don't have the guts/stupidity to blog about it (or maybe you do).

THE REST:

I have spoken to a couple of them now and I was right. They are actually really cool (er than the animals that showed up last semester). Kene, Tolu, Annie, Hafsy, Kk (dunno how she got that from Nkechi), Uzo (Daisy, Nneoma, Ada ... this girl has too many fucking names), Steph, Idera, Paulette (an AMAZING dancer), Marvy, Lois (Lane-Hassan), ... , etc. These peeps are actually really cool. Too bad this is my last semester. I'd have loved to get to know 'em better.

I was hanging out with them the other day (I say it like it wasn't yesterday) and they were discussing boys that haven't even resumed yet (Oni-bud-bud & Ezibe holla). These guys are positive and positively bored ... let the games begin.

Just so you know (if you were wondering). I am not running any of them. I can't be doing 18 credits and hustling freshmen (In Shaft's voice: I'm too old for this shit). However if (when) anything is going to happen, it will ... no promises.

Spring 2011 & SDP

GADDAMN!!!

New fucking semester and still the old troubles. Thought I'd be able to get rid of some of this shit. Anyways that's not the main thing I feel like talking about.

I thought I only needed to do Summer I to grad ... WRONG!!! Apparently I did a course that was shitty as hell cuz I din't need to do it. Well now there's Summer II and a posssible Fall 11 in the view (I rebuke that in Jesus' name).

Senior Design Project (SDP).

The SDP is basically the summary of your years in AUN. You partake in a project as a group (or on your own) and then there's a presentation at the end of the semester. I have 2 problems with this however.

1. After my 2nd year I have not been taught anything practical. I have to learn errthing on my own now (PHP, SQL & ORACLE if I have the time). I also have to refresh my JAVA knowledge as I haven't written a program in about a year and a half (and convert some C++).

2. When everyone else was deciding what they were gonna do with their time (probably in their second year), I was chasing freshmen girls. I still have no fucking clue what I wanna do ... have to think of smth ASAP. Btw I wouldn't mind ideas (BELLLOOOWWW!!!).

So while I'm pretty sure that God won't let me let myself remain in skool till Fall 11, I don't wanna fall for the same trick I play on myself (saying it'll all work out in the end). I don tire for AUN o! I wan go for July as a worst case scenario.

Here's to wishing all the instructors I need to be around for Summer II are gna be needing the extra cash this year. (Is it safe to pray they get really broke and need extra cash?)